Pork Factor 9

From February 2004 to June 2005 I ran a Muppet's Pigs In Space inspired webcomic called Pork Factor 9. Unfortunately, an influx of life and a case of writer's block forced me to quit. When I was ready to continue a foolishly missed payment on the domain had allowed someone to snatch it up. I ambled around the web for a year and a half, DJing and contributing to other sites before acquiring Attercap.Net. Now, for the first time since December 2005 I offer all the episodes ever created for Pork Factor 9.


Season 1: Swine Directive

02/02/2004 · E01: Together Again
02/09/2004 · E02: Electric Bugaloo
02/12/2004 · E03: Prelude to a Tequila Joke
02/16/2004 · E04: It's My Dream, Too
02/19/2004 · E05: The Plot Thickens... Or Begins.
02/23/2004 · E06: Not Unless It's an Evil Bundt Cake
02/26/2004 · E07: Professor Hogthrob Is In!
03/01/2004 · E08: I Should Have Stayed Hidden.
03/04/2004 · E09: Now We're Cooking With Gas!
03/08/2004 · E10: Re-affirmation of Pigness.
03/11/2004 · E11: The Action Sequence Begins.
03/15/2004 · E12: Climactic Fight Scene!
03/18/2004 · E13: Aren't We Missing a Crew Member?
03/22/2004 · E14: A Reasonable Question.
03/25/2004 · E15: Thomas Dolby Is Not Amused.
03/29/2004 · E16: A Villian Down the Drain.
04/01/2004 · E17: This Is Why I Try to Keep Off-Camera.

Season 2: Big Trouble, Little Universe

04/05/2004 · E01: Better Ship, Worse Jokes.
04/08/2004 · E02: This Explains One Thing About Enterprise.
04/12/2004 · E03: I Smell Trouble. ...And Bacon.
04/15/2004 · E04: I Can't Understand Him, Either.
04/19/2004 · E05: My Physics Professor Said the Same Thing.
04/22/2004 · E06: At Least We Didn't Have to Hear the Soliloquy.
04/26/2004 · E07: And Some People Want to Look Like Stars.
04/29/2004 · E08: I Hope It's the Last Time.
05/03/2004 · E09: I Wondered How We Got the New Sets.
05/06/2004 · E10: Captain Hogthrob Has an Idea.
05/10/2004 · E11: Maybe She Should Consider Credit Counseling.
05/13/2004 · E12: Captain Hogthrob Had a Good Idea?
05/17/2004 · E13: Hyphen-Astrophe!
05/20/2004 · E14: Saved by the Danger!
05/24/2004 · E15: Robot Psychology, Weathermen and Promise Keepers
05/27/2004 · E16: Upping the Special Effects Budget Was a Mistake.
05/31/2004 · E17: The SwineTrek Has a Robot, Too.
06/03/2004 · E18: Perfectly Safe Experiments.
06/07/2004 · E19: That Is a Big Pill.
06/10/2004 · E20: I've Seen the Movie Seventeen Times, Too.
06/14/2004 · E21: This Episode Has Not Been Endorsed By George Lucas.
06/17/2004 · E22: Bringing Closure to the Swedish Chef.
06/21/2004 · E23: We Tried to Get Him, but George Lucas Said No.
06/24/2004 · E24: A Budget That Large and I Still Didn't Get a Raise.

Intermission 1: Star Boars V

06/28/2004 · E01: Dirth Nader Gets Revealing!
07/01/2004 · E02: Oklahoma Frog?

Season 3: Horrorible

07/05/2004 · E01: Hey, Men Are Pigs!
07/08/2004 · E02: Better That Than Canned Ham.
07/12/2004 · E03: It's What the Audience Wants.
07/15/2004 · E04: As If!
07/19/2004 · E05: Copyright Infringement, Here We Come!
07/22/2004 · E06: The Landing Party That Gets Down!
07/26/2004 · E07: Without Even a Hey Nonny Nonny.
07/29/2004 · E08: We Bought It, We're Gonna Use It.
08/02/2004 · E09: These Jokes Are Heavy, Man.
08/05/2004 · E10: Belaboring the Obvious.
08/09/2004 · E11: Hold Me Now.
08/12/2004 · E12: I'm Sorry, Too.
08/16/2004 · E13: I Wondered About the Color...
08/19/2004 · E14: Just Like an Action Hero Who Shall Remain Nameless
08/23/2004 · E15: And This From a Guy With a Skull for a Face...
08/26/2004 · E16: Where Is He From?
08/30/2004 · E17: Say, How Does He See?
09/02/2004 · E18: I Know I'm Jealous. And Terrified.
09/06/2004 · E19: Hey, Wait, I'm Not Getting Paid!
09/09/2004 · E20: Link Pulls It Off.
09/13/2004 · E21: She Can Call Herself "Old." We Can't.
09/16/2004 · E22: Evil, But Still Naive.
09/20/2004 · E23: Poor, Lonely, Scary-Looking Skull-Face.
09/23/2004 · E24: He'll Rent, But You've Got to Clean Up First.

Intermission 2: Bearly Legal

09/27/2004 · E01: I Thought She Was Talking About Risk.
09/29/2004 · E02: Better Call the Costume Department!
10/01/2004 · E03: I Think He's Talking About You!

Season 4: Enterprising Starship

10/04/2004 · E01: Captain's Log?
10/06/2004 · E02: Well, At Least We're Not Barking Up the Wrong Tree...
10/08/2004 · E03: The Real Captain's Log.
10/11/2004 · E04: Personally, I Counted Four Puns.
10/13/2004 · E05: How Fast is Twelve Parsecs?
10/15/2004 · E06: Except for the Upcoming Album with Ben Folds. That's Gonna Rock!
10/18/2004 · E07: Dichotomy, Dichoto-You
10/20/2004 · E08: Communication Difficulties...?
10/22/2004 · E09: Master of Debate.
10/25/2004 · E10: At Least It's Not an Orion Translator.
10/27/2004 · E11: Keeping Teleportation Cool.
10/29/2004 · E12: Putting the "Man" in Manners.
11/01/2004 · E13: The Blind Leading the Bored.
11/03/2004 · E14: This is Why I Stick with Waffles.
11/05/2004 · E15: Never Trust Singing Food.
11/08/2004 · E16: Pay No Attention to the Plot Hole.
11/10/2004 · E17: It's Even Worse When the Pastry Talks Back.
11/12/2004 · E18: Oh, Like We'd Let an "It's Life, Jim" Joke Slip By!
11/15/2004 · E19: She's Got a Hard Enough Head...
11/17/2004 · E20: She's Fat, Not Phat.
11/19/2004 · E21: It's Like Jasper Fforde Meets Harlan Ellison!
11/22/2004 · E22: In Confuso-vision!
11/24/2004 · E23: What Happens When a Doctor Eats an Apple?
11/26/2004 · E24: Impending Action, Yes. Impending Comedy? Maybe.
11/29/2004 · E25: If at First You Don't Succeed... Use the Same Gag.
12/01/2004 · E26: The Trouble With Cheeckee.
12/03/2004 · E27: Space Feed.
12/06/2004 · E28: And That Little Girl Can "Halp."
12/08/2004 · E29: Know Your Chicken
12/10/2004 · E30: Where Chickens Dare To Roost
12/13/2004 · E31: Scotty, Make that Four to Beam Up.
12/15/2004 · E32: I Should Be So Lucky.
12/17/2004 · E33: Drama: Good for Pacing and Padding.
12/20/2004 · E34: ...But Better Jokes Have Been Told.
12/22/2004 · E35: It Couldn't Be Drama, Could It?
12/24/2004 · E36: The Educational Bit.

Intermission 3: The Temple of Rooms

01/03/2005 · E01: Never Trust A Guy Named After A State.
01/05/2005 · E02: Never Trust A Guy Named After A State... Again.
01/07/2005 · E03: Like That Nice Belmont Boy!

Season 5: Close Encounters of the X Kind

01/10/2005 · E01: Have Our Lawyers Standing By.
01/12/2005 · E02: Science at Work.
01/14/2005 · E03: Missing the Point...
01/17/2005 · E04: An Ice Cream Cone's Chance in a Hell Dimension
01/19/2005 · E05: Just Who Was Number One?
01/21/2005 · E06: Organized Doesn't Mean Smart.
01/24/2005 · E07: I Guess Soul-Devouring Demons Aren't So Bad After All.
01/26/2005 · E08: I Wish I Was Just Playing My Gameboy, Too.
01/28/2005 · E09: We'll Pass On The Ugly, All The Same.
01/31/2005 · E10: Leave Comedy To The Bears!
02/02/2005 · E11: And I Always Thought It Was A Metaphor...
02/04/2005 · E12: If You Think This Is a Cliffhanger, Wait Until Monday!
02/07/2005 · E13: The End?
02/09/2005 · E14: Look... Closer.
02/11/2005 · E15: I Think He Was Kidding. What Do You Think?
02/14/2005 · E16: Not Uninhabited, But Mostly Harmless.
02/16/2005 · E17: Psi-Man Ticks
02/18/2005 · E18: When Pigs Fly, Indeed.
02/21/2005 · E19: Muppets From Space?
02/23/2005 · E20: You Know, Scully, I'm Available, Too...
02/25/2005 · E21: Where's Mulder's Black Bubble And Red Text?
02/28/2005 · E22: Shake's Spear
03/02/2005 · E23: I Generally Don't Order Oysters And Pork Together...
03/04/2005 · E24: Who's De-Swine?
04/04/2005 · E25: We'll Save the "Swine Lake" Joke for Another Day...
04/06/2005 · E26: Hope We Didn't Spoil Anything.
04/08/2005 · E27: We Can Always Top, Er, Under Ourselves.
04/11/2005 · E28: The Fourth Wall Makes My Head Hurts
04/13/2005 · E29: The Most Industrious Techno-Demons Ever.
04/15/2005 · E30: To Be Honest, I Don't Understand It, Either.
04/18/2005 · E31: Quick! Only Six Episodes Left!
04/20/2005 · E32: Why, I've Forgotten Already.
04/22/2005 · E33: So Long As It's Not Legal Trouble...
04/25/2005 · E34: Quantum Leap of Faith
04/27/2005 · E35: Left in the Dark
04/29/2005 · E36: Oddly Enough, I Have Fond Memories of the Bear, Too.

Intermission 4: Kill Phil, Vol. 0.5

05/02/2005 · E01: No One Wants to "Grill for Phil" Either.
05/04/2005 · E02: Some Might Argue About How Much Better...
05/06/2005 · E03: Trying Desperately to Keep a "G" Rating.

Season 6: Soup or Heros?

05/09/2005 · E01: ...Except for the Jokes.
05/11/2005 · E02: Turkey, Anyone?
05/13/2005 · E03: I Guess She Prepares Food By "Winging It."
05/16/2005 · E04: Nobody Likes the Kid in the Helmet.
05/18/2005 · E05: Truth in (Evil) Advertising.
05/20/2005 · E06: It's Easy When You're Born With a Snout--Those Teeth Are Prosthetic!
05/23/2005 · E07: Just Like That Supporting Character in Those Mario Games...
05/25/2005 · E08: Doomed!
05/27/2005 · E09: They'll Never Guess...
05/30/2005 · E10: Learning to Fly
06/01/2005 · E11: I Wish I Were a Little Bumblebee
06/03/2005 · E12: More Superpowers Than You
06/06/2005 · E13: All I Got Was a Bag of Rocks
06/08/2005 · E14: Maybe It's the Mustache
06/10/2005 · E15: Nobody Likes a Savior
06/13/2005 · E16: How Do You Sink a Muppet Submarine? Open the Door.
06/15/2005 · E17: Better Definition
06/17/2005 · E18: Handy, Man.
06/20/2005 · E19: Another Helmet Joke?
06/22/2005 · E20: Mutant Agenda
06/24/2005 · E21: Imagine the Ice Cream Headache...

Extras

13-May 2005 · There was an alternate punchline to Season 6 Episode 3 that I didn't use. Here is the alternate ending for that episode.

13-Jan 2005 · In October of 2004 I was interviewed in the Palisades Toys Collectors Club, for the interview I created two exclusive strips. First, is the Introductory Episode. There's also the Lost Episode which happened between Season 3's Episode 05 and Episode 06.